Mystery Bowl


a bowl packed with one or more unknown types of weed.
sir 1: dude, i am having a mystery bowl
sir 2: lolwtf, is it like a nug
sir 1: i was cleaning my room, and there were all these weed crumbs on my floor
sir 2: ohhh
sir 1: so like, i packed them all into a bowl without knowing what kind of high i was gonna get, and it is like every high i have ever had packed into one… and something in it is giving me mad munchies

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