mystic tan


a mystic tan is a sunless-tanning booth where you get sprayed with a solution that produces a natural looking tan in seconds,and days later your tan will “oxidize” and you will be left with a natural looking tan that will last for days.
marc: where do i get mystic tan?
betty: – sunset tan on 48th!
marc:ding! ding! ding!
(0riginally from ugly betty s01e18)

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