N.H.K


n.h.k is a term coined by the j-panese animation t-tled “welcome to the n.h.k” the term is usually used to define a series of negative scenarios that will drive a person to do things completely out of their character. it has been defined as god or an evil organisation bent on ruining peoples lives for no given reason. the n.h.k can differ from person to person and is in some situations completely situational.

see: god karma
person 1: what has been getting you so down recently? has your n.h.k been after you.

person 2: i beleive so, i swear its all a conspiracy.

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