nakeboarding
the act of wakeboarding naked.
dave needed some attention so he pulled his shorts down and went nakeboarding for a while.
a water sport, very similar in nature to wakeboarding, that involves being naked while you wakeboard. the level of nakedness can range from wearing only a lifejacket(as long as the genitals remain visible) to being totally naked and wearing nothing. known for its soothing effect on one’s “junk”(seepackage).
cellmate: so what did you do?
me: i was nakeboarding in public and got caught
cellmate: n-gg- you gay or somethin?
me: nah i was just chillin
cellmate: fo sho
me: yeah
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