naked bowling
during a camping trip or other event when there are multiple men or women sleeping in sleeping bags together and one of the people yells “naked bowling” and then gets out of the bag and rolls over the other sleepers.
note: all sleepers must b of the same gender
man i can’t believe kyle went naked bowling in the tent last week, my mouth was open and everything
Read Also:
- Naked Nathan
a guy who rugularly hangs out in public places with little to no clothes on. “did you see that guy? he’s playing ping-pong over there in just his boxers!” “yeah, that’s naked nathan. he does that all the time.”
- nananaitis
when you only know the famous part of the lyrics to a song and forget the rest. symptoms include singing the first few lines enthusiastically, and then mumbling, humming, and stuttering during the rest of the song. people like this should either do some research or keep their mouth shut. nananaitis victims 1: you’re lipstick […]
- Alaskan Sloppy Seconds
when you f-ck a girl in the -ss, right after she has mud-b-tt, and procede to go -ss to mouth on her. i was about to go -ss to mouth on this chick, but she had mud-b-tt, so i said lets do some alaskan sloppy seconds.
- feelins blableeblins
the emphatic expression of feelings due to intoxication. gal: i went all feelins blableeblins on him last night. pal: oh no! gal: yeah, i told him he was the master to my blaster and i couldn’t rule the thunderdome without him.
- Behemoth bitch
any huge lady who has full control over her husband. 1-yo,n-gg-…that behemoth b-tch in the movie ‘norbit’ is an ideal wife according to all the dumb-ss feminists.yo better watch ya fine -ss while choosin’ ya chick.