Narcatus


narcatus is a mythical creature that lives in the end of peoples noses – most likely a troll that sits up in there all day forming golden nuggets that are grown for the pure intention of revenge.
run man… i flicked my booger at lindy and it hit her in the eye… i think i saw blood… d-mn that mythical narcatus got her good with his razor sharp snot rock!

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