nasalingus
oral s-x involving the nose.
may involve inserting the tongue into the nostrils or licking the surrounding area.
person #1: so i got this girl back to my place, and she stuck her f-ckin’ tongue up my nose!
person #2: she gave you nasalingus?! what the f-ck did you do?
person #1: i gave her an angry dragon and a raspberry danish to think about.
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