national go commit die day
just just f-cking commit die on something on july tenth
can’t wait for national go commit die day
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like a b-ll-nd but also a whopper. he’s such a f-ckin bellwop
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a term to insult someone saying like dumb dude you’ re such a wantaeng
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that moment when you text fast but accidentally press the letter next to the letter that you were trying to text. so it comes out like thia. (this) (in a text message) girl: how are you? boy: i’m doing food girl: you could do something else if you know what i mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ […]