necnominate
social media drinking game where nutters drink a load of booze in a mental way, then nominate some other nutters to try and beat them at booze skills in 24 hours… see necnominate.com
john: thanks tim for the necnomination, heres a pint of p-ss, p-b-s and oil, topped up with vodka, down in one!
tim: yeah but i snorted some creatine powder too… you’re weak.
john: i now necnominate kelly, george and hannah, you have 24 hours.
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