when you have your significant other lay in a bathtub full of ice until the skin is numb and blueish. you then have s-x with the significant other while they hold completely still to simulate having s-x with a dead body.
i thought cromer was giving tiffany a necrobath……i’m not allowed to hang out with cromer anymore.
- 7 year old gamers
7 year old gamers are typically into minecraft and use a slurred voice, they own “secret” youtube channels (with around three subs) and have $20 handheld cameras over their broken i-pads. they sometimes own their own singing channels (don’t worry it’s worse than their “lets-plays” and grammar combined) 7 year old gamers have 3 subs
when a fanboy’s ultimate fantasy is realized. the act of masturbating and exploding at the same time. people in the game industry saw the new babymetal video for the first time. fapboom!
the act of formulating and conceiving the best spotify playlist. some members of the squad pit their playlist against others with the same genre for domincance, bragging rights , and permission to use the aux cord. i’m a master of spotification! listen to this playlist!
the horrible things that are said or done by donald trump or negatively experienced, heard, or feared by others because of him. i can’t even watch tv or be on the internet due to to all the maltrumpance.
compress (verb): to put a hurtin on a b-tch! in other words, to beat the sh-t out of a n-gg-. when tyrone’s mom told him to clean his room. tyrone got so mad he was gonna compress that n-gg- until she sh-t bricks and and wished she was dead… mom: tyrone do da dishes n-gg-!\ […]