Necromantic
one who “romances” the dead. in direct relation to necrophilia(cs), which is also known as necrolagnia or thanatophilia.
a person who quite literally wishes to “jump your bones.” not in direct relation to a necromancer per-se’ but still in the same league with those whom of which are unnaturally obsessed with the deceased, death, or dead things collectively.
carl: “hey, you know gareth right?”
rupert: “yeah, that fellow who b-mps uglies with cadavers at his dads funeral home?”
carl: “yes, that’s the silly t-t.”
rupert: “oh! right mate! i heard of fellows like him. they gots a name for those sorts.”
carl: “what’s that?”
rupert: “yeah, a necromantic.”
carl: “bl–dy h-ll, that band is p-ss-awful.”
rupert: “concurred”
one who “romances” the dead. in direct relation to necrophilia(cs), which is also known as necrolagnia or thanatophilia.
a quite literal synonym to one who wishes to “jump your bones.” not in direct relation to a necromancer per-se’ but still in the league of those whom of which are unnaturally obsessed with the deceased, death, or dead things collectively.
carl: “hey you know gareth right?”
rupert: “yeah, that fellow who b-mps uglies with cadavers at his dads funeral home?”
carl: “yes that’s the silly t-t.”
rupert: “oh! right mate! i heard of fellows like him. they gots a name for those sorts.”
carl: “what’s that?”
rupert: “yeah, a necromantic.”
carl: “bl–dy h-ll, that band is p-ss-awful.”
rupert: “concurred”
(n. adj.) a person who doesn’t just have s-x with corpses, but makes sweet love to the dead.
ted: you heard julia died the other day. i’m gonna exhume the corpse so i can hit it and quit it.
phil: not me. i wanna make sweet love to her cold dead body.
ted: you’re so necromantic.
a completely insane killer with complete disregard for human life
the necromantic dragged her burned body across the floor while laughing his -ss off.
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