Neon Coffin
tanning beds look like neon coffins and the more you use one, the likely hood of you heading to a real coffin increases, thanks to skin cancer.
mark – you look dead you need to get on a tanning bed.
me – i’d rather look dead than use a neon coffin and end up dead.
mark – what?
me – it’s symbolism, think about it.
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