Nerd Battle
noun: a battle between two people or groups who know so much about a subject (usually video games, popular shows, etc.) that is fought by debating about its facts that persons unknowing to the subject won’t care or understand.
verb: the act of blogging, debating, or any other form of compet-tive conversation between two people or groups to show how much they know about a subject to boost their ego by using long and complicated words.
nerd 1: the language of the revlas was first used by the clymits in the second war of ginlaya.
nerd 2: no, it was used in the first war of metablins, the clymits did not even exist in the era of holibomic and the language or revla uses pr-nouns before adjectives while the clymit language, sorgnum, is uses adjectives after their verbs and phrases.
random person listening to conversation or reading blog: dude. what the cr-p are they talking about? i gata stop looking at these nerd battles…
-note, all names are made up to make up a nerdy conversation
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