Nerd Yoga
n. the bizarre contortions that are performed by tech support people to get at hard-to-reach equipment. often pract-tioners surprise observers because they appear otherwise incapable or averse to any physically strenuous activity.
user #1: did you get your mouse working again?
user #2: turns out it was just unplugged. the it guy came up and did a little nerd yoga to get it back in.
user #1: that guy can really bend himself into weird shapes.
user #2 true dat.
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