Nescafe bean shaker
british slang term to describe (in past tense) an insult by using the hand in a tossing/jacking off motion.
nescafe (pr-nounced nes-caf-a) is a coffee, who’s ad on tv used a man (gareth hunt) that shook coffee beans in one hand like he was masterbating (very funny)
you are driving your car and someone cuts in front of you sharply. lean out of the window, extend your arm and yell ‘w-nker!’ while curling your hand and moving in a fast w-nking/jacking off motion.
you have just performed ‘the nescafe bean shaker’!!
ben “i was driving this morning and some pr-ck cut me up!”
bill “what did you do?”
ben “i give it the old nescafe bean shaker out the window”
bill “no really?! ha ha”
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