Nevahbinbettah
when your boyfriend gets up with you in the middle of the night to find you medicine for your urinary tract infection. then lays next to you in bed and rubs your back while you fall asleep- before he gets up before you have to go to work and makes you two breakfasts because he is usure what you are in the mood for. followed by packing your lunch full of all of your favorite things along with a note to make you smile all day.
sunny’s nevahbinbettah since atrain’s been around taking care of her. he packs amazing lunches and makes great eggs and spicey sausage.
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