New Jersey Shocker
a variation of the three finger shocker. instead of 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink, the new jersey shocker is 2 in the stink, one in the pink.
new jersey shocker: 2 in the stink, 1 in the pink
yo, my b-tch screamed when i gave her the new jersey shocker
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