Never Confused
usually meaning you are not confused about your s-xuality, can be used as the ending to a sentence that you just realised made you sound a little h-m-s-xual.
from the pub landlord played by al murray in time gentlemen please
“i was just curious, y’know, as to the mechanics of the whole business. what do they get up to? i was never confused!”
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