never connected’s


a cl-ssification of people, approx 5 million american households, generally below age 35 and childless, that view all tv and entertainment through the internet (hulu, netflix, amazon ect) forgoing cable tv service.
i can’t bring my kids over to their house anymore. those never connected’s don’t have cable tv to mindlessly sedate my children while we get drunk.

i love being never connected’s, we have a cheap internet bill and watch whatever we want with no commercials!

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