never volunteer


the army only teaches you two things: “if in doubt, put down smoke and go left”, and “never volunteer for anything”.

the navy only teaches you two things: “don’t throw the slops out to windward”, and “never volunteer for anything”.

the air force only teaches you two things: “cheese tastes pretty much the same coming up as going down, so it’s ok to eat before a b-mpy flight”, and “never volunteer for anything”.

the marines only teach you one thing: “never volunteer for anything”.

“never volunteer for anything”.

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