violation of a minor with a prosthetic limb.
he seemed like a party boy, so i figured i could give him the old ‘neverland hook.’
tchara is a name for a beautiful, s-xy, confident woman. she can bring an army to there knees with just one look……… in short, don’t f-ck with her unless you love her. tchara the only girl for me
to pay little or no attention to personal hygiene. just wake up funky and go about your day without bathing, brushing your teeth, or washing your face just like cowboys would do in the john wayne movies. i can’t believe my roommate just jumps straight up outta bed and heads to cl-ss wayning everyday like […]
a chezb-gg-r is pretty much the same thing as a cheeseburger but it has artificial cheese (chez) and artificial burger (b-gg-r). so its a chezb-gg-r. steve: welcome to macdonalds, how may i help you today? john: 1 fatty chezb-gg-r please. steve: really man!?! your srsly gonna let my job (macdonalds) f you up today?!? john: […]
an unusually small-sized avocado. in order to make my famous guacamole, you can use 3 regular sized avocados or 6 avokiddos.
- s*m*n filter
(for boys that have long hair or live with a girl who does) (except why the f-ck would you m-st-rb-t- if you have a girlfriend? isn’t that just for single people?) the hair all over the drain that *someone* forgot to clean out. see when i have time. you decide to m-st-rb-t- in order to […]