1. best place to get mean mugged by iraq.
2. great spot to eat after a long night of house parties.
3. sterling heights car show after 11 pm.
4. home of the worlds clumsiest waiters.
ahmad: “bro i went to new sahara last night after coliseum yesterday and killed a chicken cream chop with ranch”
rami: “bro you didnt call me. you ho’in yourself”
ahmad: “merriam i didnt know you wanted to come”
- Newt's Gingrich
1) a place on the moon where there is a swirly crev-sse in the lunar surface that resembles a hemorrhoid. this particular crev-sse is the future home of an american colony. 2) the swollen look of an -n-s after the last bead has been drawn out. 1) when i retire, i plan on settling down […]
a guy who is sooooo tremendously, horrifically ugly (due to numerous circ-mstances) that you would never ogle him! see ugly, fugly, derived from the word ogle (to stare at impertinently, flirtatiously, or amorously). 1. that ooglenaut over there asked me out! 2. oh my g-d! that ooglenaut over there is giving you the eye. eeeeew
a water sport involving a network of rackets, wickets and small blue b-lls. despite its simplicity the sport never developed a following outside the greek system due largely to its unfortunate name. the object of the game is not fully understood. dude, you have to come, i met these hot -ss twins. they’re totally down […]
- Rage Sell
when a nerd sells an item after realizing it’s value has dropped dramatically. usually occurs after said nerd spends at least 15 minutes raging about the item. rich – “fuuuuuuuuuuu” rich – “stupid runes!” rich – “gotta rage sell to cut my freaking losses”
verb. a tragically beautiful combination of masturbating while raging. the moment i saw brie larson go down to her underwears in the funny short “the babysitter” i unsurprisingly felt the need to fap, however it was with an overwhelming urge to punch myself in the nards with rage for i knew i couldn’t ever bang […]