new york hooper


a s-xual act regarding 3 men, 3 basketb-lls, and a small cardboard box big enough to fit a p-n-s. often done with men above the age of 40.
kendra: oh cr-p, i think my grandpa was doing the new york hooper last night.
delaney: how do you know?
kendra: there’s 3 basketb-lls and a cardboard box with a hole for a d-ck.
delaney: i’m sorry.

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