when a girl gets a head start and slams the ball of her foot on the mans t-st-cl-s. the testis are then lodged in the -n-l cavity.
my b-tthole is ticklish from yesterdays new york punter
- why don't you take a seat
the dreaded words that chris hansen will tell you when you go into the house hoping to hook up with an underage girl. i walked into the house “hey did you bring the stuff i asked for?” “smirnoff ice and strawberry condoms, you bet.” “ok let me just get changed” i go into the kitchen […]
angry russisan. d-mn that hexstatikal hamster!
- Pulling a Fletcher
faking an injury in order to not be bested by someone younger and more skilled than you. this is the most shameful way of faking an injury and is practiced routinely by polysci majors who run cross-country. ryan: oh my g-d i think i broke my ankle! cody: are you sure you’re not just “pulling […]
the most awesometasticful thing at that moment watching the winter olympics is smurftasticful!!!!!!!
(n) – a sickly looking, self deluded person, usually male. commonly uses cliched, bombastic humour as an attempt to unsucessfully belittle others. see also ‘drifter’. “that fellow is a real jinxie”