Newbus
also known as newbus ox, newbus is one of several m-ssive champions (mc). newbus and lincolnshire, the two most m-ssive champions, reside in the minch, in northern scotland. their speed, m-ss, intelligence, fort-tude, commitment, gumption, stamina, strength, talent, skill, and so forth are unmatched. they are capable of different levels of anger. a “level 1” will cause immediate death, while a “level 10” caused the extinction of the dinosaurs. they are older than recorded time. you will never be able to see these champions due to their m-ssive size. although it is often thought that the moon is the cause of earth’s tides, it is really newbus and lincolnshire, whose m-ssive size creates a gravitaional pull causing the tides.
newbus ox is certainly a m-ssive champion. lincolnshire and newbus are the two most m-ssive of the m-ssive champions mc
a large, grotesque beast best known for its slow movement speed and rancid odor. very few accounts of the newbus ox exist, though it is believed the species went extinct as a result of natural causes sometime in the late 18th century.
the phrase “as weak willed as a newbus ox’ became common slang in the united kingdom at the turn of the 20th century.
rusty the hunter would not shoot the newbus ox because such a kill lacked excitement and honor.
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