Newcastle Brown Ale


the drink of g-ds and those who want a ilttle bit more ‘bang for buck’! the only beverage to my knowledge equipt with a temperature gauge. what more need i say? if it’s not sold yet…the labels include 5 top cl-ss facts about the juice including reasons for the logo, reasons for the term ‘bottle of dog’ and other interesting trivia such as ideal comsumption temperature (works well in combination wiht the temperature gauge).
drunk: bottle of newqui please
bartender: that some sort of local drink?
drunk: no i’m not from newquay!! bottle of dog? mothers milk? brown ale?
bartender: ah the drink of the g-ds. one bottle o’ brown coming up.
the greatest of ales, with one of the nicest initial tastes and after tastes known in the beer drinking community. also is clint eastwoods favourite beer.
in england, we drink newcastle brown ale.
1.) the only beer you really need to drink.

2.) the beer that, upon consumption causes real men to beam with satisfaction and p-ss-es to grimace like the little b-tches they are.

1.) everyday at lunch, my coworker and i kill a case of cold newcastle brown ale. it helps us relax and carry out the rest of the day with style.

2.) folks at the party were just chillin’ and drinking newcastle brown ale. suddenly this frat boy -sshole comes in and asks for a beer. after taking a sip he grimaced and asked for a bud lite. i grabbed a cold castle, chugged it, smashed the bottle, and then stabbed him the throat. everyone present nodded with approval at my gallant actions.

n. some gross, expensive, hipster beer that tastes like wine. will get you drunk.
i tasted newcastle, then grimmaced.

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