Newsflash


a word commonly used to point out the obvious.
newsflash: getting shot hurts!
the best comeback when you can’t think of anything else. it is great because when you say it, people expect you to add to it. but you don’t. and you win by silent victory. try it, it does work.
“your gay”
“oh yeah, well news flash.”

“what?”
-walks away
win by default.
a purposefully untimely announcement of carrying the auto immune deficiency syndrome (aids) before unloading your man juice into your unsuspecting victim.
i.e. 1 “young janet always wanted to be a reporter, so i gave her the newsflash”
i.e. 2 -pelvic thrusting- “by the way.. did i forget to mention…that i have aids?!” -giggles loudly while ejaculating-

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