Newton Highlands


1) a dangerous village of newton, ma filled with savages and barbarians known for their wild behavior and caucasian heritage.

2) a village of newton, ma which has a higher alt-tude than the majority of newton.

3) home to numerous store 24’s and other chain corner stores.
1) ayo, i was riding through newton highlands in daddy’s beamer and i was like ‘wow.’ this place is f-cked up.

2) man i could barely breathe up in newton highlands due to the increased alt-tude and thinner air than i’ve grown accustomed to in areas closer in alt-tude to that of sea level.

3) i hate being outside store 24 or other various corner store in newton highlands after 10 pm, sh-t’s mad sketchy.

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