nic fit dick


the persona that emerges when a closet smoker is jonesing for a cigarette but must wait for a smoking opportunity. in the meanwhile, he is a total d-ck to everyone.
“why did dad spike those hedge clippers into the ground and nearly sever his foot?”
“he badly needs a smoke but won’t admit it. he’s being a total nic fit d-ck!”

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