Non-couple couple
a couple who, despite constant public flirting and/or making out, adamantly claims that they “just aren’t together.”
f: “aw, you’re so sweet!”
m: “no, you are!”
other: “hey, lovebirds! the line is moving!”
m: “uh. we’re not together.”
other: “alright, non-couple couple, get going!”
when two people have an unrelationship/relationship. one person is not emotionally involved and is not committed to a loving, monogamous relationship and the other person is emotionally involved and committed to a loving, monogamaous relationship.
we have been a noncouple couple for 11 months now.
when two people have an unrelationship/relationship. one person is not emotionally involved and is not committed to a loving, monogamous relationship and the other person is emotionally involved and committed to a loving, monogamaous relationship.
we have been a noncouple couple for 11 months now.
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