nigotiate
to negotiate with someone with the intention of scr-w-ng them over, usually by denying the deal was ever made once you have what you wanted. combination of nig and negotiate.
i started a new job because my boss promised me a promotion if i sold 50k in a month. i sold 50k in a month and asked for the promotion. my boss said he never promised a promotion. he nigotiated with me.
the common african american tradition of yelling as loudly and nonsensically as possible in order to settle a dispute. the winner usually either yells the loudest, swears the most, or is the one with the gun.
-d-mn look at those two b-tches going at it!
-settle down bro, they’re just trying to nigotiate.
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