niiii auuuuus
a term used upon the occasion of siting of a nice -ss. if one posses a nice -ss, this can be used as a cover up expression. but, if the b-tch is semi-intelligent, she will catch on.
a pickup line for moms you see on campus.
niiii auuuuus, ms. a
-what?
niii aus
-what..?
nice -ss
-oh why thank you.
hi how can help you?
niiii auuuuus
you sir, have a niiii auuuuus.
-thanks, i try.
hey lady, niiii auuuuus
– thanks, but im married.
niiii auuuuus
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