a fat tub of lard in human form, he likes every girl and tries very hard at everything but fails. he is state everything and wants the density of cosmic radiation. he is desperate to find friends. he believes that if he dies of cardiac arrest he will go to heaven.
don’t be a nilank.
- su*cide card
when someone threatens to commit suicide if something doesn’t go their way usually used by p-ssy -ss kids who can’t deal with reality billy: hey allie, im breaking up with you allie: no dont do that im gonna kill myself the suicide card
socktoe is a ship name for an anime called naruto. it is a mix between sasuke and naruto’s names. (sasuke sounds like “sock” at the beginning, and naruto has “to” at the end of his name.) tom: hey, have you seen “naruto” before? amy: yeah, i ship socktoe all the way!!!!!
- zack kornfeld
youtuber and 1/4 of buzzfeed’s “try guys”. loves cats. is the sweetest and cutest of the try guys. is seen as the worrier of the group. is insecure though he is a s-xy, hairy jewish princess. person 1: “is that a hobbit? it’s so hairy.” person 2: “no. that’s just zach. he’s just short and […]
- cals d*ck
biggest thing in the world omfg did you see cals d-ck that thing is huge
when you’re working with three-quarters chub. i drank too much tonight and had to give her the slackpole