Ninja Boobs
b–bs you wouldn’t really think are big from an “in the shirt” perspective, but when released from captivity they sneak up on you and are huge. like a ninja
i didn’t realize her b–bs were that big until she took off her shirt, they were totally big and amazing. i love her ninja b–bs.
1. br–sts of a small caliber; often found of female ninjas
2. tightly contained br–sts; often times occurring whilst wearing a sports bra.
3. b–bs that appear small while wearing clothes; but are actually not in the nude.
d-mn, that shortay has some kick–ss ninja b–bs.
girl your ninja b–bs, snuck up on me like jake gyllenhaal on heath ledger.
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