ninja chores

doing your ch-r-s last minute and quickly like a ninja before either one or both of your parents arrive home. or to pretend that you did your ch-r-s when they left to go out but instead you decided to hold it off and be lazy till you had no choice but be quick like a ninja to finish off them ch-r-s and thats why its called ninja ch-r-s.
a conversation through text message.

person 1:hey, whats up? can i come over to hang?
person 2:hey, umm..prolly in an hour is fine.
person 1:okay dude. what are you up too now?
person 2:um…my parents will be home in 15 minutes so i gotta do ninja ch-r-s so they’ll see i finished my ch-r-s and so you could come over.
person 1:haha, ninja ch-r-s awesome!
person 2:lols, yeah i ttyl gotta gett um done laters!

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