Ninja Gaiden

ninja gaiden is the long-running tecmo action series of video games. originating as an arcade brawler, the series’ most notable t-tles on home consoles are the three t-tles for the nintendo entertainment system and the recent xbox t-tle (and its rerelease t-tled “ninja gaiden black”), which was the first ninja gaiden t-tle in over a decade.

the last t-tle especially is a particularly awesome game, the kind of game that isn’t afraid to kick your -ss (but without cheating you, because cheating is for wimps and commies). it’s the type of game that the disgraceful “casual gamer” will give up on because it’s “too hard,” but anyone with the proper combination of brains and b-lls can’t get enough of such an awesome game. in fact, if the term “too hard” exists in your vocabulary, you have no brains nor b-lls.
ninja gaiden is so sweet you’ll want to cr-p your pants…in a good way. that is, unless you suck at video games and life.
ninja gaiden n. one of the greatest sidescrolling hack n’ slash videogame series’ ever to grace the nintendo entertainment system. and it stars a ninja!! ’nuff said. (note: not to be confused with the newly updated 3d version for the x box; we’re talking old-school here!)
billy: “hey! wanna come outside and play soccer?”

serious ninja gamer: “not now, jack-ss! i’m almost up to level 7-3 in ninja gaiden!
ninja gaiden – one of the most hardest and ownage xbox games to date.
person one: “hey, wanna come over and play ps2?!”
person two: “b-gg-r off ya jock strap, i’m owning these froobs!”
the disrespectful act of sneaking up naked, on an unsuspecting woman during s-x, bending over and farting in her face while she has her eyes closed, disappearing before shes opens them leaving her no choice but to ask “what was that?” this will only count if someone is f-cking her and she is face up, also for best results her head should be slightly hanging off the bed.
last night davenport and i ran a train on this army chick and while he was f-cking her i pulled a ninja gaiden.

this chick was so stupid i had my boy pull a ninja gaiden on her.

while pence was having s-x with his girl i ran in there real quick and pulled a ninja gaiden
one of the hardest games on x-box that is impossible to beat.
it took me forever to beat ninja gaiden on x-box.
(1.) “…is too d-mned hard” is the end of that sentence.

(2.) overrated videogame developed by tecmo for the nes. following its release in 1988, the game went on to eventually attain enormous popularity amongst snerds and hardcore lamers alike.
(1.) ninja gaiden is too d-mned hard!

(2.) snerd: ninja gaiden is so awesome! nintendo rulez…
hardcore lamer: i can win at this infuriating game! i’m not completely worthless!