ninja pimp


{pr-nounced – nin-jer pim-p}
linking/meeting/texting/scr-w-ng a number of different girls at one time ( not literally all at the same time though… see orgy ) with all of them oblivious to your pimping ways.

or

a ninja who happens to also be a pimp or a pimp who also happens to be a ninja.
homeboy #1 : i hear dave’s got 15 different b-tches on the go this week!
homeboy #2 : yeah, dave sure is a ninja pimp

or

pedistrian : sh-t was that a ninja in the caddilcac…must be a ninja pimp!

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