ninja wedding
a wedding that has to happen very quickly because the bride is pregnant. it comes at you without much notice and therefore seemingly out of nowhere, much like a ninja.
“they’re getting married? they’ve only been together for 3 months and i didn’t even think he liked her.”
“yeah, well, it’s a real ninja wedding. she isn’t giving him much of a choice.”
a wedding that has to happen very quickly because the bride is pregnant. it comes at you without much notice and therefore seemingly out of nowhere, much like a ninja.
“they’re getting married? they’ve only been together for 3 months and i didn’t even think he liked her.”
“yeah, well, it’s a real ninja wedding. she isn’t giving him much of a choice.”
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