Ninjuice
when you earn some street cred as a 90s style ninja fighting a minotaur in a flannel shirt.
also a very painful beverage that tastes like a punch to the face.
make sure you don’t get the ninjuice, it will knock you out.
from “ask a ninja.”
when you get some awesome ninja street cred for doing something ninjatastic. its also a very painful drink that tastes like a punch in the face.
i got some some rad ninjuice by killing a flaming minataur with three heads.
or
ninja 1:” eww! thats some bad -ss ninjuice!”
ninja 2:” dude, thats orange juice and minty mouthwash.”
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