nintendophile
one who finds themself obsessed with and often s-xually attacted to nintendo products. often ‘made’ as a fanboy hits p-b-rty.
what? you got shigeru miyamoto’s face tatooed on your fallas? nintendophile! …do you think they’d do mario?
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