nipple jack
a card game played with two players where they make the rules up as they go along. but when you put a jack down you have to say “scoop up your body.” and scoop up a random card with the jack.
david:hey sarah, ya wanna play nipple jack?
sarah:yeah i do david.
davis: deal the cards then.
nippliejack can be used as any word in the english laungauge
that nipplejack is a f-cker
put that nipplejack away
keep nipplejackin it
that dumb nipplejack cant find his -ss from his face
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