Nipple Frig
when a man with exceptionally erect nipples, inserts them into the lady’s va-jj in a thrusting motion to provide a kind of average pleasure wave. popular practice on the european continent.
popularised by british comedy duo anna & tom.
“i’m not in the mood for s-x, but my god, i would just kill for a good old nipple frig”
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