nipple humping
thrusting your nipple into someone else. it can be dry or wet depending on if she is lactating. but don’t let this fool you, men can nipple hump as well.
i’m going to put ice cubes on my nipples to get them really hard and i’m going to be nipple humping you so hard they might cut you.
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