nipple rash
what happens from either:
1. too much nipple sucking/fondling during s-xy time
or
2. shreddin’ all day and in most cases on a surfboard that has sand rubbed in with the wax, thus making your nips chapped and rough like a dry tw-t. this f-cking hurts, you f-cking mung scooper.
chester- “dude, i’ve got nipple rash off the yang”
f-cking jeffrey-“your a f-ggot, man, has ann been sucking your nipples again? i told you it’s the other way around, you’re supposed to suck hers”
chester-“no dude, not this time, i surfed all day today and my nips are bl–dy like your moms v-g-n- at the end of the month”
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