No Fagsies
a phrase used when committing a potentially h-m-s-xual act, as to -ssure your straightness to your group of friends.
friend 1: “i think i caught something last week can you take a look at my crotch?”
friend 2: “……”
friend 1: “oh, come on. no f-gsies!”
friend 2: “sure….ohhhhhhhh! that doesn’t look good at all!”
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- ritz carlton
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