Noah
ladies: beware this man. he is the devil. he will lure you in with deep expressions of love, only to drop you in an instant with no explanation. he will not only break your heart, he’ll spit on it, do an irish jig on top of it, toss it in a blender and hit “purée.” he’ll treat you like a prost-tute and disrespect you. he’ll try to control you. he will never be able to give you unconditional love. do not trust him! his intentions are not evil, but his heart is shrouded in darkness and can’t accept love. he’s a lost cause. if you meet a noah, run gurl!
noah is the unintentional devil incarnate. you’ve been warned.
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