nodder


contraceptive. condom. sheath.
look, love, i have super duper baby gravy. i need to put on a nodder whether you like it or not.
a pitifully slow cyclist commuting in london. usually seen decked out in a useless high-vis altura night vision jacket with matching fluro hump backpack cover. often seen woefully weak lights that are reminiscent of a sickly glow worm, but its quite common for them to have none at all. they will clog up the roads in the every summer leading to the so called ‘noddergeddon’. they will barge in front of you at the lights only to set off like wobbly slow grandma forcing you to drop them instantaneously, at the next set of light they’ll do the exact same thing again causing incredulous cry of frustration to be emitted by every other cyclist around them.

the term its self comes from their habit of nodding their heads up and down whilst they struggling along in the wrong gear often with a bike that’s totally the wrong size for them. it was coined by a user of london’s famous lfgss cycling community.
“jesus christ the roads are clogged with nodders today, i didn’t realize that noddergeddon had started already!”
slightly balding fake asian, that bullsh-ts a lot, says “yes” all the time and fails to deliver!
steve – are you coming to the party tonight?
john – yes!
steve- don’t you be doing a nodders on me!!!
john – i won’t!!

(john fails to turn up) john’s done a nodders on us!!
a person who consumes opiates causing them to nod
after 3 blue beans each, all my friends become nodders.
yet another term for a bl-w j-b.
i had a wicked nodder last night!
yet another term for a bl-w j-b.
i had a wicked nodder last night!

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