Non-Buyers Remorse
the feeling of sadness and depression one gets when returning from shopping with not much to show for one’s day.
guy 1: i wish i’d bought that iron man dvd today, now i’m so depressed.
guy 2: dude, you totally have the non-buyers remorse.
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