nonpology
an insincere apology or expression of regret, often blaming the aggrieved party for being offended or bringing up an irrelevant topic to distract.
“did you hear don imus’ nonpology the other day? like his racist remarks are actually the result of rap music.”
“i really get tired of politicians’ nonpologies. all they’re really saying is they’re sorry they got caught.”
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