Nookatine Fit


a temporary medical condition, characterized by restlessness, irritability, and a lost-in-sp-ce appearance, resulting from a prolific reader’s nook (or similar ebook reader) needing to be charged. the symptoms are particularly pr-nounced during extended car or plane trips.
just as my wife was getting to the end of the new patricia cornwell novel, her nook had to be charged. i had to put up with 3 hours of a complete nookatine fit.

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